Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
