Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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