i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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