And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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