On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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