I need help removing her.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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