I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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