Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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