Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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