Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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