oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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