i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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