didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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