She is in my trunk
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
