Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Farmville is her only friend.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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