I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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