you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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