I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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