I feel like I'm in dance class right now
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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