I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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