I got chris browned last night
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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