I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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