I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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