Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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