"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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