I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize
