Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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