I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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