Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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