We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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