Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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