This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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