Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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