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margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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