He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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