I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I understand Curling. That high.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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