He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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