Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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