Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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