I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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