OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it was like eating out sand paper
Is it because I queefed?
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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