rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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