The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
