You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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