im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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