Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.