Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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