In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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