idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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