how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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