i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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