Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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