The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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