if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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